SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS JACK. WHITE HELP ME, I’M FEELING EMOTIONS HELP! WAT DO I DO MY HEART IS BLEEDING EVERYWHERE AND MY EARS ARE EXPLODING AND MY SOUL IS 100% EVAPORATED II NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION oR SOMETHING ANYTHING I LOVE JACKWHITE SO MUCH WHAT DO I DO??

Victoria got me into Jack White and now she’s tied up for the weekend, Miranda’s on a trip, Brandi’s sick, I have no one to support me through this painful, “oh no I slipped and fell in love with a new musician!” phase, I want to throw up blood, this is a murderous nightmare!!!

I had a dream last night that I was back at my elementary school in Santa Cruz and for some reason Jimmy Page and Robert Plant (at the age they are today) were teachers but I wasn’t in any of their classes, and only I seemed to realize who they were. It was like a normal school and I was doing a bunch of other things and would almost forget they worked there and then suddenly they’d walk by all cool in slow motion with the wind blowing through their hair, all spectacular like and I’d just stand there like, “DANG!” but I couldn’t talk and they’d mostly ignore my obvious amazement but once they waved at me and yes that’s a very ridiculous dream, I know